Newt Gingrich: Stretching the Truth

How big was it Newt? That BIG? And you say its feet were how long? Covered with hair and walking, no, strolling from behind the barn? Were you able to takes its picture? You are telling me that it seemed to be gesturing to you to come on closer, and you might have gone in for a talk but your dog liked to start baying and carrying on.  Wait ah darn minute! You are sayin’ you get your news that this guy? That he’s your source? He says the Taliban are THIS close to calling it quits? Well, I’ll be a monkeys uncle! If Newt Gingrich swears its the truth, well then, I reckon, its so! Newt Gingrich – a man of his word.