Bristol Palin Lost Virginity While Drunk

Good to know, Bristol. Is there nothing about yourself that you can keep to yourself? Sharing is not really caring – especially since I assume you will be teaching your son to read – does he have to be exposed to your sexual misdeeds when he gets old enough to be teased?

And, by the way, you are way too young to ‘write’ a memoir! What teachable moment life-stories have you lived through except losing your virginity while drunk (isn’t this the overdone “I wasn’t responsible I was wasted” excuse?) and getting knocked up while on a failed no-sex-before-marriage plan?

Jeese, girl, have some respect for yourself and find a new mentor – your mother isn’t giving you quality advise. Start crossing those legs of yours and get a good solid education so that you can inspire your son to reach for something better than being a money-grabbing fake!